Sunday, December 23, 2012

Cerberus the Red Eyed Hellhound

After getting all sentimental about the not-an-apocalypse I thought I'd balance things out with an apocolyptic Christmas carol.


Cerberus the Red Eyed Hellhound

Cerberus the red eyed hellhound
had two very hellish eyes
and if you ever saw him
you would probably even die

All of the other demons
feared him and cast him into chains
They made that mad-dog Cerberus
guardian of their underworld games

Then one smoky Apocolyptic Eve
Satan came to say
Cerberus with your eyes so bright
won't you lead my hoards tonight

Then all the other demons followed him
and they rended souls with glee
Cerberus the red-eyed hellhound
began the end of history!
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